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May 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Bitter
Botanical Spotlight: King Burdock
Recipe: Dandelion & Burdock Herbal Bitters
Doctrine of Signatures: Burdock Burrs
Rant: Literal Bitter vs. Metaphorical Bitter
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April 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Blackout Poem
Botanical Spotlight: Japanese Knotweed
Recipes: Knotweed Jelly
Doctrine of Signatures: Japanese Knotweed
Rant: The Invasive Species
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March 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: The Power of Three
Botanical Spotlight: Wood Sorrel
Recipes: Wood Sorrel, Yukon Gold & Egg Salad with Shallot Vinaigrette
Doctrine of Signatures: Wood Sorrel
Special: Herbarium – Oxalis
Rant: A Rant in Threes
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February 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Starting Seeds
Botanical Spotlight: Hyssop
Recipes: Dr. John Christopher’s Fever and Inflammation of Throat Formula
Language of Flowers: Hyssop
Special: Herbarium – Hyssop
Rant: So…February 14th
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January 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Rue and My Teens
Botanical Spotlight: Rue
Recipes: Traditional French Omelette with Parsley, Rue, & Oregano
Language of Flowers: Rue
Special: Maybe I should start my own religion
Rant: Stop ranting about January
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December 2021
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Winter Darkness
Botanical Spotlight: Frankincense
Recipes: Frankincense Face Oil
Doctrine of Signatures: Frankincense
Ad: Frankincense Face Oil
Rant: Is it wrong for me to dread the return of the light?
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November 2021
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Waning days of Fall
Botanical Spotlight: Shepherd’s Purse, Bittercress & Nasturtium
Recipes: Bittercress Pesto & Nasturtium Pesto
Doctrine of Signatures: Shepherd’s Purse
Language of Flowers: Nasturtium
Rant: Thanksgiving
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October 2021
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Samhain
Botanical Spotlight: Cemetery Lichens
Ad: Oakmoss Perfume
Comic: Ghosts in the Graveyard
Rant: Should We Envy the Dead
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September 2021
In this issue:
Poem: Mabon
Botanical Spotlight: The Cohosh Sisters
Recipe: Red Clover, Hops and Black Cohosh Tea
Doctrine of Signatures: Black and Blue Cohosh
Rant: Plastic in the Water
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August 2021
In this issue:
Poem: Corn Dolly
Botanical Spotlight: Chard: An Official Apocalypse Plant of Texas
Recipe: Sautéed Swiss Chard
Doctrine of Signatures: Chard
Rant: How to Help the Bees
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Sabina Gartler 