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October 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Werewolves and Vampires
Botanical Spotlight: Kudzu
Recipe: Kudzu Flower Wine
Doctrine of Signatures: Kudzu
Rant: Flowers of Death
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September 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Fall Equinox Haikus
Botanical Spotlight: Stinging Nettle
Recipe: Stinging Nettle Crisps
Doctrine of Signatures: Stinging Nettle
Special Feature: St. Hildegard von Bingen Feast Day
Rant: Mourning
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August 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Mosquito
Botanical Spotlight: Lemongrass
Recipe: Galangal & Lemongrass Tea
Rant: Desmond
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July 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: emoji mess
Botanical Spotlight: Hydrangea Root
Recipe: Hydrangea Root Tea
Language of Flowers: Hydrangea
Special: Emily Dickinson’s Herbarium
Rant: Take Your Power Back
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June 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Litha
Botanical Spotlight: Queen Comfrey
Recipe: Alcohol Intermediary Method For Topical Herbal Oils
Doctrine of Signatures: Comfrey Leaf
Rant: Birthday Rant
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May 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Bitter
Botanical Spotlight: King Burdock
Recipe: Dandelion & Burdock Herbal Bitters
Doctrine of Signatures: Burdock Burrs
Rant: Literal Bitter vs. Metaphorical Bitter
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April 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Blackout Poem
Botanical Spotlight: Japanese Knotweed
Recipes: Knotweed Jelly
Doctrine of Signatures: Japanese Knotweed
Rant: The Invasive Species
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March 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: The Power of Three
Botanical Spotlight: Wood Sorrel
Recipes: Wood Sorrel, Yukon Gold & Egg Salad with Shallot Vinaigrette
Doctrine of Signatures: Wood Sorrel
Special: Herbarium – Oxalis
Rant: A Rant in Threes
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February 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Starting Seeds
Botanical Spotlight: Hyssop
Recipes: Dr. John Christopher’s Fever and Inflammation of Throat Formula
Language of Flowers: Hyssop
Special: Herbarium – Hyssop
Rant: So…February 14th
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January 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Rue and My Teens
Botanical Spotlight: Rue
Recipes: Traditional French Omelette with Parsley, Rue, & Oregano
Language of Flowers: Rue
Special: Maybe I should start my own religion
Rant: Stop ranting about January
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Sabina Gartler 