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February 2023
In this issue:
Bad Poem: I Heart Rosemary
Botanical Spotlight: Rosemary
Recipe: Lemon Rosemary Shortbread
Language of Flowers: Rosemary
Rant: Dear Ego
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January 2023
In this issue:
Bad Poem: New Year’s Lie
Botanical Spotlight: Thyme
Recipe: Honey and Thyme Herbal Homemade Cough Syrup
Language of Flowers: Thyme
Rant: Herbarium
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December 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Solstice
Botanical Spotlight: Yarrow
Recipe: Penne Aglio Olio with Yarrow
Doctrine of Signatures: Yarrow, My Yarrow
Special Feature: All Hail The Philodendron!
Rant: Christmasness
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November 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Gratitude Haiku
Botanical Spotlight: Greek Mountain Tea
Recipe: Ravani with Chamomile & Greek Mountain Tea Syrup
Doctrine of Signatures: Greek Mountain Tea
Rant: Food Supply
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October 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Werewolves and Vampires
Botanical Spotlight: Kudzu
Recipe: Kudzu Flower Wine
Doctrine of Signatures: Kudzu
Rant: Flowers of Death
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September 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Fall Equinox Haikus
Botanical Spotlight: Stinging Nettle
Recipe: Stinging Nettle Crisps
Doctrine of Signatures: Stinging Nettle
Special Feature: St. Hildegard von Bingen Feast Day
Rant: Mourning
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August 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Mosquito
Botanical Spotlight: Lemongrass
Recipe: Galangal & Lemongrass Tea
Rant: Desmond
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July 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: emoji mess
Botanical Spotlight: Hydrangea Root
Recipe: Hydrangea Root Tea
Language of Flowers: Hydrangea
Special: Emily Dickinson’s Herbarium
Rant: Take Your Power Back
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June 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Litha
Botanical Spotlight: Queen Comfrey
Recipe: Alcohol Intermediary Method For Topical Herbal Oils
Doctrine of Signatures: Comfrey Leaf
Rant: Birthday Rant
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May 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Bitter
Botanical Spotlight: King Burdock
Recipe: Dandelion & Burdock Herbal Bitters
Doctrine of Signatures: Burdock Burrs
Rant: Literal Bitter vs. Metaphorical Bitter
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Sabina Gartler 