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May 2023
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Top 5 Things Cilantro Is Trying to Tell You
Botanical Spotlight: Cilantro
Recipe: Cilantro Sauce Recipe
Rant: Coriander
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April 2023
In this issue:
Botanical Spotlight: Tarragon
Recipe: Sautéed Tarragon Radishes
Doctrine of Signatures: Tarragon
Rant: The Shrinking
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March 2023
In this issue:
Bad Poem: The Muse
Botanical Spotlight: Dill
Recipe: Sauce Amos: Bible Herb Dressing
Language of Flowers: Dill
Rant: March Masturbation
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February 2023
In this issue:
Bad Poem: I Heart Rosemary
Botanical Spotlight: Rosemary
Recipe: Lemon Rosemary Shortbread
Language of Flowers: Rosemary
Rant: Dear Ego
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January 2023
In this issue:
Bad Poem: New Year’s Lie
Botanical Spotlight: Thyme
Recipe: Honey and Thyme Herbal Homemade Cough Syrup
Language of Flowers: Thyme
Rant: Herbarium
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December 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Solstice
Botanical Spotlight: Yarrow
Recipe: Penne Aglio Olio with Yarrow
Doctrine of Signatures: Yarrow, My Yarrow
Special Feature: All Hail The Philodendron!
Rant: Christmasness
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November 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Gratitude Haiku
Botanical Spotlight: Greek Mountain Tea
Recipe: Ravani with Chamomile & Greek Mountain Tea Syrup
Doctrine of Signatures: Greek Mountain Tea
Rant: Food Supply
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October 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Werewolves and Vampires
Botanical Spotlight: Kudzu
Recipe: Kudzu Flower Wine
Doctrine of Signatures: Kudzu
Rant: Flowers of Death
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September 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Fall Equinox Haikus
Botanical Spotlight: Stinging Nettle
Recipe: Stinging Nettle Crisps
Doctrine of Signatures: Stinging Nettle
Special Feature: St. Hildegard von Bingen Feast Day
Rant: Mourning
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August 2022
In this issue:
Bad Poem: Mosquito
Botanical Spotlight: Lemongrass
Recipe: Galangal & Lemongrass Tea
Rant: Desmond
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Sabina Gartler 